The Usual Snus-pects

We rounded up some likely suspects to the crime at hand. Here are their motives.

Goteborgs Rape (Chad’s pick): “Roda Lacket wanted the shiny blue can, but instead got the red can. A fight ensured. Bam.”

Claq Qui: Younger sister of Roda, she was always very jealous of Roda’s fame as well as judgmental of her slutting around.

Nick and Johnny: This couple was clearly upset when Roda lost her pride.

Skruf Tranbar: Rumors abounded when Roda was seen hanging on this tranny.

Thunder Blue: The strongest and nastiest of them all, Thunder Blue nearly kills anyone who comes near it.


3 Responses to “The Usual Snus-pects”

  1. Francisco Says:

    It’s obvious who killed Roda Lacket. Claq Qui still has the blood splatter all over her dress.

  2. Rob Says:

    The answer should be obvious. It was Nick and Johnny. They were upset when Röda tried to deny her flamboyantly gay past by donning a new classy, crimson dress.

  3. josh Says:

    Claq would be the likely canidate. however, Skruf could take out Roda without a wince and no one would notice. if Thunder took out Roda every one would know. lastly, i just don’t think Goteborgs could pull the trigger.

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