Sorry I’ve been away for so long. I’m wrapping up a new book/website/phone app.
The new book is about alcohol. I figured that since I can now write off my snus purchases, I should do something on alcohol so I can write that off. Next, I’ll probably do something about sex workers. More info on the [...]
My wife told me today that her Swedish Match sales rep said that the company is going to be releasing another snus for U.S. brick and mortars next summer. Actually, when she told me she said, “In the summer.” I was quite excited for a few seconds until I realized that the summer is pretty [...]
This aluminum alloy tin of General, according to its manufacturers, can stop a bullet. Bang. Swedish Match has made 600 of these tins — 100, they say, were bought by the military. Bang. The company warns, however, that you should not use it instead of a bullet proof vest. Bang. Duly noted. Bang.
It looks like [...]
I’ve been holding on to this one for a while because it’s cheesy, but I was at fumee and I’m a couple dogfish punkin ales in, so here it is… Total Eclipse of the Onyx.
Oh and for those of you who want to see a large version of the candy crotch shot, click here.
Every time I open up a tin of General Onyx, I start to hum “Slam, duh duh duh…” The idea is an anachronism. General Onyx came out in 2006. Onyx is a group that had it’s heyday in the early 1990s. But through the magic of Photoshop, we can merge these two times into one [...]
Review: The first thing you notice when you get a tin of General Onyx Portion is how cool the tin is. It’s one of those classic, just-right designs that appeals to everyone.
Popping the tin open, the snus bags are black, and nicely arranged in the General Star formation. I like the black bags a lot. [...]
