Rape Hat and Other Snus News

Been looking at this thing at snusauction for a while now.

I can’t decide if it’s completely lame or rad. You stick your snus can in the thing… It’s wacky; that’s for sure. I’m trying to decided 1) if I’d wear it, 2) If I’d put snus in it if I wore it, and 3) How bizarre my coworkers would think I was if I wore it with a tin of snus in it.

“What’s that hat about?” the managing editor might ask me.

“It’s for Gothenburg Rape,” I’d say, not attempting to pronounce it like a Swede or a Frenchman…

“What’s that?”

“My favorite brand of condoms.”

In other news, there’s a new knock-you-on-your-ass snus coming from Skruf. Xtra Stark. The Skruf people have told me that it’s 20 to 30% stronger than Skruf Stark. I’m not sure why they keep the real number secret, but whatever it is, it sounds like it’s an awesome way to get your friends to puke.

This should be out in about a week, check it here.

Finally, I got some Fellinni Mint for Mrs. Snus. She said that it tasted like minty manure. Then she asked me to try it. I passed… maybe another time… maybe another time… [She did have a second one, so either it wasn't really that bad or she likes the taste of shit.]