New Snus Swag
General Cufflinks 2.0 — now made of titanium — for those nights that steel cuff links aren’t strong enough.
Goteborgs Rape Laptop Case. Imagine how much action you could get with this at your community college. Sally from your Econ 101 class walks up and asks, “What’s GR stand for?” You tell her. It’s on.
Luckily the cuff links don’t seem to have the snus warning on them. It’s on the box. I wonder why you can’t just do that for everything. Laptop case box with a warning. Laptop case with no warning. Fridgemate box with a warning. Fridgemate with no warning. Etc. Etc.
Anyhow, I don’t know when or where they’ll be available, but I’d guess “soon” and “pretty much everywhere.” Nor do I know how much snus you’ll need to buy, but again I’d guess “two rolls.”
DrS
May 10th, 2010 at 7:30 am
I suppose the FDA would have a cerebral hemorrhage if manufactures used peel-off stickers for these warnings. After all it’s clear that such a travesty would result in children stuffing four portions of snus in their upper lips, two giant pinches of dip in their lower lip, hoovering four grams of Rooster up their snoots, and then simultaneously chain-smoking 3 packs of unfiltered Camels. The criminal pushers of the evil weed nictotinea tabacum must be stopped at all costs.