MLB Should Switch to Snus

Congress is sending heat to the MLB about its tobacco habit. Whether the MLB bans tobacco or not, players should switch to snus. You probably already know why: No one will know that they’re doing it. Not Henry Waxman and Frank Pallone. Not the commissioner. Not moron kids.

As a bonus, of course, there would be fewer puddles of spittle.


2 Responses to “MLB Should Switch to Snus”

  1. Chad Says:

    You should send them a letter. I like the letter writing thing you’ve been doing lately, it’s awesome!

  2. Dan Says:

    Exactly, send a letter to the commissioner… This is a win-win for them.

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