Miracle Berries and Snus

Miracle Berries are an African fruit that warp the way you taste. They make sour taste sweet. It’s really quite incredible and it’s hard to believe that they really wor until you use one. I had my doubts.

Available on the Internet in pill form, I got my hands on some for scientific snus reasons.

Following the instructions, I took a tablet and rolled it around on my tongue until it dissolved.Then I bit into a lemon, it tasted like lemon candy. It wasn’t sour at all. A lime, same effect. An orange tasted like the juiciest most delicious orange I ever had. A sour pickles tasted like a sweet one. (I had a bite of about every thing in my refrigerator). It was truly amazing.

Besides tasting everything in sight, I tried the following snus I had lying at the front of my refrigerator:

01, ONYX, Gotlands Icefruit (last one, was hard), General White, Thunder Windex, Skruf White, Skruf Cranberry…

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Then I gave up. All the snus tasted the same. I rolled the snus around on my tongue. The same…

Then I thought maybe it masked the bitterness in one of them, but now that I go back hours later, it tastes the same as it did. It was likely my imagination trying to create something out of nothing. I rolled the snus around on my tongue again, and now I’m pretty sure that it’s completely the same. No difference at all. Lame.

Fail.

Fail.

Fail.

Fail.

Fail.

Waste of $15

Fail.