It’s That Time of Year

If you happen to use these antiquated devices, in a few short days you’ll probably say something like, “Oh shit, my calendar is broken.”

It’s not broken, it’s just the start of a new year.

A new year is such a glorious time. If you’re like me, you’ll tell really horrible jokes like, “I haven’t had a drink all year.” You can use great come-on lines like, “I haven’t had sex all year.” Or you can whine to your wife, “I haven’t bought any snus all year.”

As you can see from the banner ad on the left, snusdirect has joined the DrSnus family of supporters, which is a very good thing since my wife is rapidly burning through my Northerner cash with her Boost addiction.

So I ordered a few (41) tins from snusdirect to see if they were legit on Friday, Dec. 9. It shipped Monday, and even though it was in Austin on Thursday, UPS held it an extra day due to “adverse weather conditions.” It was raining very lightly that day…

Anyway, it arrived Friday Dec. 16 in one piece, so that makes five business days, but four if UPS weren’t afraid of a little rain.

Also, the snus had April 2012 expiration dates, which seems like more than enough time to burn through a mere 41 tins.

So when you realize on Jan. 1 that you haven’t bought snus all year, check out snusdirect for me.